No, Not Even This
All good things are short-lived! One-day a- pupil saw Ramakrishna standing near
the
wall and shouted: "A thief! A thief!" The teacher and the pupils rushed
out of the school and surrounded Ramakrishna.
In great anger the teacher
questioned him: "Have you nothing else to do? Why do you
loaf here?"
Ramakrishna touched the teacher's feet and said humbly: I came here to learn."
Weeping, he narrated his story.
When the teacher understood how the boy
was yearning for education and how much he was suffering, he felt proud of him
and was full of sympathy.
But he could do nothing. He was also a prisoner
of foolish religious prejudices.
He said: "My child, any teacher should
be lucky to have a student like you. But if I
accept you, the people of my
caste will throw me out! Do not come near the school; they may harm you... My
mind tells me that one day you will be a great scholar. You have my sincere
blessings. That is all I can give you!" So saying, the teacher placed his hands
on Ramakrishna's head and then went away.
A Story
The boy, who was yearning for a teacher, became a great scholar and was honored
in a king's court.
How did it happen?
People say that it was due
to God's grace. Just as there are stories of miracles about
many great men
there are stories of miracles about Tenali Ramakrishna, too. A popular legend is
as follows:
The teacher warned Ramakrishna not to go near the school,
blessed him and went away, didn't he? Ramakrishna did not know what to do next.
He wandered aimlessly and cursed his misfortune. He entered a thick forest. The
boy walked and walked, and grew very tired. He sat before an old mansion and
began to weep. At that moment a Sadhu came there. He asked the boy, "Who are
you? Why have you come to this fearful forest? Why are you weeping? What is your
difficulty? Do not hesitate to tell me. I will try to help you if
possible."
Ramakrishna replied: "Honored sir, I have no father. I am the
only support of my poor
mother. She keeps jelling me that one who has no
education is better than a crow or an eagle. But no one in my village is
prepared to teach me. I beg of you, sir, accept me as your disciple and be so
kind as to educate me."So saying,Ramakrishna held the sadhu's feet
firmly.
Then the sage said: "My child, it is not possible for you to
begin your education now and become a very learned man. I will tell you what to
do. That will fulfil your desires.
"See, there is a temple. It is the
temple of the great Mother, Kalika Devi;
She will be pleased with those
who pray devoutly and grant boons. I will teach you the important holy words,
with which you can please the Mother. If you repeat the mantra a hundred and ten
million times with great devotion, she will appear before you. But do not be
frightened by her terrible appearance.
'By Kali's blessings you will
become a great scholar. May she grant all your wishes!" So saying the sadhu
whispered the sacred words into Ramakrishna's ears and went away.
The Devotee Of Mother Kali
Ramakrishna bathed in a nearby lake, collected leaves and flowers and entered
the temple. He chanted the words "Jai Mahakali! Jai Jai Kalika Matha He devoutly
offered the leaves and the flowers at the feet of the deity and prostrated
before her. Then he sat before the image of Kali in padmasana posture, closed
his eyes and began to chant the, mantra.
After all it was a temple in
ruins where snakes, birds, bats and various other creatures abounded. Was it
really possible to chant the mantra eleven crore times? Snakes freely moved on
his body. Birds pecked at him and insects bit him. But Ramakrishna sat
motionless! As soon as Ramakrishna completed the repetition of the mantra eleven
crore and eleven times, Mother Kalika appeared. She had a thousand faces and
looked terrifying. She said to him: "Ramakrishna! I am pleased with your
devotion. Open your eyes and ask for whatever you desire." Ramakrishna slowly
opened his eyes and looked at the figure standing before him. He asked her:
"Mother! Who are you?"
"I am Kalika Devi, the goddess to whom you have
been praying for eleven days. I am pleased with your devotion and I have
appeared before you." When the Great mother said these words Ramakrishna closed
his eyes and prostrated at her feet. Then he opened his eyes and
gazed.
She was the Goddess of Shakthi (Power) seated on a lion! She had a
thousand fierce faces! A thousand flaming tongues and a thousand pairs of
burning eye!
The goddess was very much surprised. She had expected that
the boy would be terrified when he saw her.But Ramakrishna was intently gazing
at her and the lion!
'Mother, It Occured To Me....'
All of a sudden Ramakrishna began to laugh! Surprised at his queer behavior,
Kali asked him, "Rama krishna, what are you doing?Even the mighty giants shudder
when they see me. How dare you laugh at me?"
Ramakrishna replied:
"Mother, when I saw you with a thousand faces but only two
hands, I
remembered something and burst into laughter. Pray forgive me,
Mother."
Kalika Devi's curiosity was roused. She ordered him to explain
what he had remembered to make him laugh.
"Divine Mother! When we catch
cold, we feel that two hands are insufficient to wipe our only nose. If, you
catch cold will your two hands be enough to wipe your thousand noses? The
thought made me laugh forgive me, I have been impudent." So saying, Ramakrishna
again fell at her feet and stood up.
The smile and the sense of humor of
the boy pleased Kalika Devi. The boy had
performed tapas but had now
completely forgotten the very object of his tapas, and had spoken in such a
light vein. The Goddess valid her fierce form and smiled.
"Ramakrishna,
you have made even me laugh! So you will master all learning. You will speak so
as to suit the situation, attain fame as a great jester and make people laugh.
You will be famous as the great humorist, the comic poet Ramakrishna" So spoke
Kali and blessed him.
This did not satisfy Ramakrishna. Doubts began to
trouble him. 'Can the people of
Tenali be made to enjoy humor? If I try,
would that not be like casting pearls before
swine? How can I, living in
their midst, catch the king's eye?' These thoughts troubled him.
Kali
understood his doubts. She said with a smile: "My child, do not be worried. Go
to the famous Vijayanagar Empire in the South. You will please the king and you
will be appointed as the court poet. You have my blessings."So saying she
disappeared.
This is a popular story about Ramakrishna. This story is an
answer to the question - how could a boy without formal schooling become a
scholar? Who knows what truth there is in it? Later, in the king's court two
gifts of Ramakrishna, namely his sense of humor and his courage, were amply
exhibited. He could see the comic side of any situation. So he was able to see
every situation from a new angle. The second quality was his courage. Even in
grave danger he never lost heart and never gave way to despair. These two traits
of Ramakrishna are in evidence in the story narrated above.
A Cowherd
Accompanied by his mother Ramakrishna came to Vijayanagar. The comfort, the
prosperity and the grandeur of the capital filled him with wonder. He made
inquiries and taught that artist, men of letters, scholars and experts enjoyed
royal patronage. Krishnadevaraya (who ascended the throne in 1509) was most
generous to men of genius.
But how was Ramakrishna to catch the king's
eye? Who would introduce a total stranger to the king?
Ramakrishna
realized that only his talent had to open the doors of the court to him. He
waited every day near the main gate of the palace waiting for an
opportunity.
Countless days passed, and every day he returned home
disappointed.
At last he got an opportunity. A famous 'Bhagavatha
Mela' troupe (a troupe of actors in a folk-play) from Tanjore came to
Vijayanagar to give a performance before the king. Ramakrishna learnt that this
troupe would slage a play called 'Krishna Leela'. Members of this troupe carried
with them the special costumes required for the play. On seeing this troupe,
Rama- krishna thought of a plan. He returned home and dressed himself like a
cowherd boy. Carrying a big churning stick on his shoulder he returned to the
main gate of the palace.
"Yes. Yes . . . . . certainly", replied
Ramakrishna.
"Then, get in." So saying the guard let him in.
Full
of joy Ramakrishna ran forward. But at the entrance to the Durbar Hall there was
another enemy! Another whiskered guard! And again an obstacle in
Ramakrishna's
way.
Like the first guard, this guard, too, let in
Ramakrishna after getting a promise from him to share half of what he got from
the king!
Ramakrishna In 'Krishna Leela'
The play 'Krishna Leela' was in progress in the presence of the king himself.
Krishna in the company of the cowherds, Krishna's plunder of milk and butter,
Krishna over coming Kalinga, the slaying of the evil enemies Shakatasura,
Dhenuka'sura, Aghasura and Puthani, and finally killing Kamsa himself, all these
the actors had presented. With Krishna before them the other characters were
singing songs in praise of Lord Krishna's valor.
At that moment
Ramakrishna struck the actor who was playing the role of Krishna on the back.
The actor sank to the ground in agony. Tenali Ramakrishna, imitating the
Bhagavathas, began to sing and dance keeping time: "What sort of valor is
yours? They say you slew Kaleeya and Kamsa.
"But you could not withstand
a single blow with the churning stick!
'What a valiant hero! Are you
Krishna or a worthless sinner?"
Krishnadevaraya and the courtiers had
been bored with the play and sleepy; but they went into peals of laughter at the
comic role of Ramakrishna. Encouraged by this Ramakrishna raised the churning
stick at Krishna once again! Krishna fell at the feet of Ramakrishna and prayed
to be spared! At this all burst into laughter again.
Raising the actor,
Ramakrishna said to him: "Don't boast of your valor; and don't let others praise
you. Pray for the grace of Mother Kali, who protects all living creatures." The
frightened actor began to sing hymns in praise of Mother Kali!
The Comic Poet
Krishnadevaraya who laughed to his hearts content said: "I am giving a special
prize to
the cowherd boy who entertained us with his humor
today."
The leader of the troupe was aghast at this announcement. With
folded hands, he said to the king: "Your Highness! That jester does not belong
to our troupe. I thought he was a member of the audience. There is some sort of
deception."
Then with folded hands Ramakrishna said humbly, "Your
Highness! It is true that 1- do not belong to this troupe. But I tried to
relieve your boredom. I seek your forgive- ness." At this Krishnadevaraya became
angry and ordered, "Give this impostor a hundred lashes! That is his
reward!"
The servants got ready to Ramakrishna.
Ramakrishna
begged of the king "Please wait for a while, Your Highness. The palace guards
-have to be summoned." S
The king thought this was strange but yet ordered
the guards to be brought to his
presence. When they were ushered in,
Ramakrishna asked them: "Did I not promise to give each of you half of whatever
the king gave me?"
"Yes," said the two guards.
Then Ramakrishna
said to the king: "Did you hear, Your Highness? They are to share the hundred
lashes!" The two guards were shocked. The others roared with laughter,The shrewd
king suspected there was a background to this drama enacted by Ramakrishna and
said, "Tell me the true reason for your behavior. I have excused you, as you
have made me laugh." Then Ramakrishna narrated the entire story of his
life.
On hearing his story, Krishnadevaraya said
"Ramakrishna, there are seven mighty
scholars in my court. But there is yet
a place for one who can provide mirth and laughter. Accept the place, be our
Comic Poet and one of the eight famous Poets." So saying, the king honored
Ramakrishna with the special robes of his court.
A Scholar, The Enemy Of Vanity
Tenali Ramakrishna has attained fame as a great jester. He was equally a great
scholar and a poet. He was the author of one of the five great Telugu classics
'Panduranga Mahathme' (The Greatness of Panduranga). A man who composed poetry
in the king's court and won such fame must indeed have been a great scholar. He
was also the author of 'Ghatikachala Mahathme'. It is said he wrote 'Linga
Purana', too. Ramakrishna was one of the advisers to Krishna- devaraya. The king
used to discuss problems with him. Thus Ramakrishna had learning and sound
common sense, and could also consider a problem seriously.
But by nature
Ramakrishna was a jester. He knew that laughter is a powerful weapon and could
be used to expose foolish pride and stupidity.That is whymany stories which
highlight his love of humor have gained currency. Some of them are of cheap and
crude humor. It is difficult to believe either that a king like Krishna-
devaraya would encourage a buffoon of crude and vulgar tricks or that the people
would admire such a man. People who thought some stories were humorous have
connected Tenali Ramakrishna with them.
But there are several stories,
which illustrate his resourcefulness, his daring and his methods of teaching
proud people a lesson. Some of them are narrated below.
The Scholar From Kashi Humbled
Once a great scholar of Kashi came to Vijayanagar along with his disciples. He
had toured North India and had defeated famous scholars in debates related to
the Vedas, the Upanishads and the Shasthras. In Vijayanagar the king welcomed
him as his guest.
The scholar entered the court with an air of
importance. He said to the king, "Your
Highness, I have heard that there are
eminent scholars in your court. Let them argue with me. If I am defeated, I will
surrender my titles to them. If they are defeated, they must accept me as their
master and must admit it in writing."
The challenger's air of supreme
confidence, the documents of victory he flaunted and his ringing tones filled
the court scholars with dismay. Krishna- devaraya said to the scholar from
Kashi, "Learned sir, let us have the contest tomorrow," and sent the scholar to
the guesthouse. Then he sent for his scholars. He said, "Which of you is ready
for this debate?"
The scholars were frightened by the man's airs and
his titles and testimonials they bent down their heads in silence.
The
king was furious. "So this is the worth of the scholars in my court!" he
exclaimed
and walked away. Then Ramakrishna said, "Why should we be alive if
we cannot save
the prestige of the king? I am ready for this task." At this,
the other seven scholars
gladly offered their titles to him and agreed to be
the disciples of Ramakrishna.
Krishnadevaraya was surprised at the
decision of Ramakrishna; but he made all the arrangements for the
contest.
Next day, Ramakrishna entered the court in great splendor. He
was wearing a Kashmir silk dhothi and a laced shawl. He displayed medals studded
with precious stones. His forehead shone with vermilion and vibhuthi (sacred
ash). Before him walked the seven great scholars proclaiming his greatness;
behind them came Ramakrishna stepping on bricks of gold which the servants
placed on the floor.
The scholar from Kashi was dumb -founded at the
sight.
Ramakrishna was carrying a big book covered with laced silk.He
put it on a desk, looked around and asked in an arrogant voice ': "Who is he,
the scholar who wants to face me in a debate?" Ramakrishna's show had already
astou- nded the scholar from Kashi; he stood up and said, I am the
man."
The king indicated that the debate might begin. Forthwith
Ramakrishna pointed his
finger at the book on the desk and said, "Let us
argue about this book known as
'Tilakashtamahishabandhana."
The
opponent perspired in fear.
The books he had read were countless. But he
had never heard of this book! He wanted to ward off the immediate blow. He said
to Krishnadevaraya, "I remember to have read this book long ago. I shall study
this book tonight and discuss it tomorrow." With this submission he withdrew to
the camp with his disciples.
The scholar from Kashi spent the entire
night thinking about the book. 'Tilakashtamahishabandhana' remained a riddle! He
had never heard of that book! He was afraid he would be disgraced if he stayed,
and left with bag and baggage that very night.
The news both surprised
and delighted the king. He called in Ramakrishna and said to
him: "if the
very name of the book made the scholar from Kashi run away, it must be a mighty
work. Well, let me see it." Ramakrishna removed the silk cover and replied,
"Your Highness, this is no classic. Please look here is a small stick of the
plant sesame this is 'Tilakashta. Here is the rope to tie the buffalo with. That
is the 'Mahisha bandhana'. I have just tied the sesame stick with the rope that
is all! "On hearing this explanation Krishnadevaraya went into peals of
laughter. In appreciation of Ramakrishna's
Clever-ness he gave him a big
prize. (In Sanskrit, 'tila' means sesame, 'kashta' means a stick, a buffalo is a
'mahisha', and 'bandhana' is that which binds.)
A Lesson To The Greedy
Ramakrishna earned the affection and the esteem of the king and the people. He
was a comic poet and looked, like an ignorant man; but he was pious and on the
side of justice. It injustice was done in the court or outside, he used his
weapon of humor to set things right.
Krishnadevaraya's mother was a very
orthodox woman. She had visited many holy places and had performed religious
rites; she had given much in charity. She thought that if, in her old ages, she
gave away fruits as gifts her charity would be perfect. She told her son of her
desire.
Krishnadevaraya who had great respect for his mother immediately
got delicious
mangoes from Ratnagiri. But alas! On the auspicious day when
she was to present those fruits to Brahmins, the king's mother died.
The
religious rites connected with her death went on for several days.Meanwhile, the
king called a few Brahmins and said, "My mother's last wish was to offer mangoes
to Brahmins. But she died before the wish could be fulfilled. What should I do
now that she might earn the merit for giving away the fruits?"
The greedy
Brahmins replied: "Your Highness, only if you offer mangoes made of gold to
Brahmins will your mother's soul rest in peace."
Ramakrishna came to know
of this. The next day he went to the houses of those
Brahmins, and said, "My
mother's cere- mony is on the same day as that of the king's mother. Please come
to my house straight from the palace."
The Brahmins came to Ramakrishna's
house after receiving the mangoes of gold from the king. Ramakrishna's servants
closed all the doors of the house. They brought red-hot iron bars and stood
before the Brahmins!
The Brahmins were taken aback. Then Ramakrishna told
them: "Venerable ones, my mother suffered from rheumatism. One day, unable to
bear the pain, she called me and asked me to burn her skin with a red-hot iron
bar; she said that would relieve her rheumatic pain. I could not disobey my
mother's command. But before I could fulfil her last wish, she died. I want to
burn your skin with these red hot iron bars so that her soul may have peace." He
and his servants approached the Brahmins. The Brahmins began to cry and run
about. They thundered at Ramakrishna: "How unjust! Ramakrishna, are we not your
guests? Do you want to insult us?"
Ramakrishna replied: "There is nothing
unjust in this. Have you not accepted golden mangoes from the king, to fulfil
the last wish of his mother? In the same way is it not your duty to fulfil my
mother's last wish?" Then wisdom dawned on the Brahmins.They felt ashamed of
their greed and begged Ramakrishna to forgive them. They left golden mangoes in
his house and went away.
Later, Krishnadevaraya asked Ramakrishna: "Why
did you insult those Brahmins?" Pat came his reply: "Your Highness, the palace
treasury should not be exploited by these selfish people; it is not there to
feed lazy follows. It is there to serve the people."
How Does The Water Appear..?
Ramakrishna was not afraid of the king, inspire of his patronage. He spoke the
truth without fear and sometimes he taught the king himself a
lesson.
Once Krishnadevaraya, accompanied by his eight scholars, went to
inspect a newly built reservoir. Looking at the vast expanse of water, he put a
question: "How does the water in this reservoir appear?"
One scholar
replied: "This water appears like a pure-minded nymph!" Another said: "It is
dazzling like a crystal!" the third one told the king: "The water appears like a
serene man whose mind is spotlessly pure." When the king turned towards
Ramakrishna, his answer was simple, "Your Highness, the water appears to be
contained in the reservoir you built." He did not indulge in flattery and gave a
simple, direct answer. The king praised him for his outspokenness.
'Hide Your Head'
One day, Ramakrishna was looking at colored pictures newly painted on the walls
of the royal ladies' apartments. He saw the picture of a nymph. He thought she
was scantily dressed. So, taking hold of the brush and colors, he made some
changes.
The Chief Minister happened to go there just then. He exclaimed:
"Ramakrishna, what a foolish thing you have done! You have daubed the picture
specially painted under the king's own supervision! The king will be angry and
will surely punish you severely. You had better hide your head
somewhere."
The next morning, Krishnadevaraya was taken aback to see a
person, whose face was covered with a mud pot, waiting at the door of the
apartments.
The king asked: "Who are you? Why are you standing here with
the face covered?"
"Ramakrishna replied: "Your Highness, I am Tenali
Ramakrishna. I committed a small offence; the Chief Minister said you would have
my head cut off and that I should hide my head. Therefore ........"
The
Chief Minister narrated the incident to the king; he appreciated Ramakrishna's
plan and forgave him.
Ramakrishna And His Family
Ramakrishna had a good wife. She knew her husband was generous, and adjusted
herself to his ways.
The king got a big house built for Ramakrishna.
In spite of this, usually Ramakrishna was short of funds. But he was a man of
self-respect and he would never beg the king for money.
Occasionally
Krishnadevaraya used to go about in the city in disguise at night. One
night, he went to Ramakrishna's house and peeped through the window. He saw
Ramakrishna sitting before a grinding stone, engrossed in powdering the grains!
Touched by the poverty of Ramakrishna, he granted a raise in his monthly
salary.
Ramakrishna's wife was a clever woman. Once a gang of thieves
wanted to steal the
little money and gold he had. They entered Ramakrishna's
house and were hiding in the back yard. Ramakrishna sensed their presence and
secretly informed his wife. Then they said to each other: "Thieves are active in
the town. So let us hide our valuables in the well at the back of the house."
The thieves heard their words clearly. Ramakrishna and his wife filled a trunk
with stones and dropped it into the well with a splash, which the thieves could
hear.
The thieves were convinced that the trunk contained the jewels.
They wanted to get the trunk. The entire night they drew water from the well and
poured it into the garden. All plants in the garden got plenty of water! Early
next morning, Ramakrishna cried aloud, "Our plants have had enough water; you
can stop now!" On hearing these words the thieves fled. Ramakrishna and his wife
enjoyed their practical joke!
Ramakrishna had a son by name Bhaskara
Sharma. He was as intelligent as his father.
It is said that he helped his
father on several occasions to knock sense into the heads of vain people.
Humour Without Malice
Ramakrishna's life fills us with wonder. He was yet a boy when he lost his
father.
Because of the narrow-mindedness of the teachers of the day he was
denied education. By his own efforts he acquired education and attained fame as
a scholar and poet in the court of Krishnadevaraya. He used humor to teach
arrogant people a lesson. He corrected any one - a rich man or a learned man or
a minister - who did wrong; he corrected even the king.
Life demands
serious thought, it is true. But laughter, too, is necessary. Humor lightens the
mind. But our object in laughing at others should not be to wound others; our
object should be to correct them. Laughter should be gentle and friendly. Such
was the humor of Tenali Ramakrishna.